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palmistry. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.
...The practice or art of telling fortunes from the lines, marks, and patterns on the palms of the hands.

The FNO Glossary of Old Words Used in New Ways

palmistry

... The practice of using small new handheld devices with tiny screens to perform tasks that would be better accomplished on other technologies such as laptops or books. Closely associated with terms such as toolishness (see "Toolishness is Foolishness" - FNO, September, 2001.) http://fno.org/sept01/toolishness.html